(Said on St. Patrick’s day when I wasn’t wearing anything else green. This was overheard by my Math teacher at the time who then told my Info Tech teacher.)
Me: Hey! I’m wearing green underwear!
Ioana: I had a chocolate emergency!
(Ioana and me on the bus.)
Ioana: You know what you notice after watching Buffy all over again?
Me: Hmm, what?
Ioana: That she didn’t start wearing a bra until the third season.
Me: *disgusted groan* Oh dude!
(Some random guy sitting across from us smiles.)
Me: Look, you made him smile.
Ioana: Maybe his book made him smile.
Me: No, it was definitely you.
My Sister: *jumps a mile in the air* What?!!!!
Me: My cell phone’s on vibrate…..Sorry.
Me: You know who I hate?
My Sister: *no answer*
Me: Hello?! You know who I hate?
Sis: Well, you’re going to tell me anyway.
Me: *glares at her*
Sis: Fine. Who do you hate?
Sis: Uh huh. *returns to reading her book*
Me: Doesn’t that bother you?!
Sis: Not really. Way I figure it, you hate everyone. I’m just part of the crowd.
Me: I don’t hate my friends!
Sis: Well I’m sure they hate you.